r u frickin serious rn
Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.
I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!
I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.
I’m Captain America.
A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.
I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.
I’m Iron Man.
I AM HERCULES
I’M MAKO MORI BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Turns out I’m Noah then